Here’s another plot bunny. To be fully honest, I have NO FUCKING CLUE what inspired my original request on the kink meme way back when with this idea, nor why I suddenly felt the urge to write it myself. Bleh, whatever, I guess it’s a thing now.
Anyways, I just thought it would be really freaking hilarious (and interesting) too see what would happen if an unsuspecting Nation suddenly ended up in control of a whole freaking intergalactic empire without any sort of buildup. And it became this. I don’t have anything to say really besides the fact that this will prove very, very interesting for everyone involved.
It took about five seconds between the familiar ‘swoosh’ sensation of teleportation and his hands being firmly handcuffed behind his back as he was shoved down a hall for Matthew to realize that no, Tony wasn’t pulling another prank on him and that yes, he was likely in a lot of trouble unless this was some misunderstanding and Alfred had somehow managed to annoy another race of aliens and hadn’t bothered to say anything.
The fact that that was even a possibility said a lot for how weird his brother’s life was, honestly. And his own, now that he thought about it.
That idea quickly died, however, when he was shoved into an overly gaudy throne room, with an even more gaudy alien (of a different species, it seemed) looking all too maliciously pleased at the development. Matthew really desperately hoped that it was just because of the sharper teeth that it looked so predatory.
best thing to read before bed. And when I wake up later today. :)
Tony and Pepper's wedding had to be postponed multiple times because Tony had to keep saving the world.
The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.
Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry?
My library card already gets me multiple “real” books, e-books, audiobooks, magazines and movies per month. For free.
Kindle Unlimited offers nothing from big presses, and no guarantee the authors will get paid fairly for their work. Libraries buy the book up front for a higher price (and a better binding). Kindle Unlimited offers the authors a variable percentage of a as-yet-undetermined-and-unannounced amount of money.
While Amazon touts Kindle Unlimited at “Netflix For Books!” the reality is Netflix signed contracts with everyone whose work they offer so that actors, screen writers, best boys, and the rest of those people get paid for the shows and movies you watch. Amazon does not.
That means your favorite author isn’t being compensated for their time or work. If you love a book series and want to see the next one get published: buy the book or hit the library. Starving authors quit writing because they like eating.
I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough.
So much reblog.
Touts…as “Netflix For Books!”
…you mean…A LIBRARY?
This makes me sick.
Signal boosting this in the hopes that someone decides to join their local library instead of supporting selfish, money-grubbing companies with no regard for a community. Please join me, this is important for our future.
Imagine if we had no libraries, and this $150 a month was your only choice.
That’s where we’re headed. Support your local library, not greedy corporate monsters.
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU OBTUSE PUMPKIN SEED
You SORDID BALLPOINT PEN
You ARROGANT DESK LAMP
T E A M F O N
Happy birthday to my one and only
Happy Birthday Harry!
Happy birthday, J. K. Rowling, too!
“To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!”
'You showed me good triumphs over evil
And you taught the whole world how to read
So thank you Ms JK Rowling
Thank you so much for Harry’
[For Jo - RiddleTM]
Happy Birthday Jo, Happy Birthday Harry
do you guys realize that this means all of that flame is solely tsuna’s power being forced out of him
all of that flame
that is JUST tsuna
as I have always said, Tsuna could blow up a mountain and have strenght enough to defeat a army, just saying
if anyone ever tells you that hawkeye is not important tell them that he is the only character who is a member of both the avengers and the justice league and walk away
but justice league is DC…?
ponponpon (music box)
60,439 plays | original song by kyary pamyu pamyu
I find this version of the song to be beautiful. at least I think it is ^^
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations